Great news! Management has signed off on an increase in the celebratory budget, and is happy to announce that the Space Beach Party will make its way to the Space Rig on August 3rd, 1 PM CEST (Ending August 17th, 1 PM CEST).

Get ready for some late summer shenanigans, and put on your most festive garments for this sunniest of celebrations. Here is what you can expect:

It is cold out here in space, so Management has provided you with work-related activities sure to get you sweating. Complete this special assignment for some warming rewards, including a special hat – The Great White Delight! Don’t miss this jaws-ome addition to your wardrobe, Miners. So remember to fin-ish this assignment before the event ends.

Management also found some extra stock of last year’s hats, and have decided to award them through completion of the Last Year’s Fashion assignment. In case you forgot those exquisite designs, check last year’s post.

While an actual pool was WAY outside of budget, Management ordered a shipment of pool floats so you can get the feeling of being by the poolside – without an actual pool, of course. The shipment is currently en route, being delivered by…

Longbeard Freight…

New plan, Miners! Once Longbeard Freight inevitably crashes the shipment into Hoxxes, Management will pay out double Performance Points upon retrieval of pool floats during a mission. Let’s turn those lemons into lemonade!

Enjoy the breezy, coastline feel provided by the Space Rig ambient sound system while throwing back a cold brew at the bar. And follow it up with a jam session on the company-provided steel drum or a water balloon fight. Why, it’s almost like a day at the beach.

Enjoy your workcation, Miners. You have earned it.

Rock and Stone!

With Love,
The Ghost Ship Crew